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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHIS IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT LIKE ANY OF THE, uH, dREAM BUBBLES THAT i AM USED TO,
aT LEAST i THINK,
tHE REASON i SAY THIS IS MAINLY BECAUSE,
i USUALLY DON'T LOSE MY HORNS, aND TURN HUMAN,
uHH, aT LEAST,
i THINK i'VE TURNED HUMAN, mAYBE,
i DON'T HAVE ANY PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES, bEING TURNED INTO A HUMAN,
tO COMPARE IT TO, sO, i COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG,
sO COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME, uH, wHY THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF DREAM BUBBLE,
aND ALSO HOW TINKERBULL HAS, uH, bECOME SO HUGE,
i WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF THESE THINGS,
vERY MUCH,

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHY IS THAT A THING, uH, tHAT YOU WOULD WANT TO TEST OUT,
wHAT IF IT IS NOT TRUE,
aND YOU END UP, uH, jUST BEING DEAD,

sO, uH, aM i AHEAD OF YOU,
oR BEHIND YOU?

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[8etterl8]

8ecause it'll 8e more fun than a lot of things here.
8esides what if you get sent home when you die here?
Might 8e a good way to go 8ack?

And how the fuck would I know?
I don't know what's going on in your timeline, other than I told you we'd fuck shit up.
I'm pretty sure I say that a lot.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iIII DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
tHIS PLACE SEEMS LIKE IT, uH, cOULD POSSIBLY A LOT OF FUN,
aND DYING WOULD MOST DEFINITELY NOT, uH, bE FUN,
aND IF IT DID SEND YOU BACK,
tHEN, uH, iT'S POSSIBLE YOU WOULD JUST,
dIE AGAIN SOON, i THINK,
uNLESS YOU'VE ALREADY, cROSSED THAT BRIDGE,
iN WHICH CASE,
wE'RE, uH, fROM SIMILAR POINTS, mAYBE,
bUT IF NOT, tHEN YOU WOULD JUST,
dIE MORE THAN, iS PROBABLY NECESSARY,
aND THAT ISN'T FUN AT ALL,

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[8etterl8]

[Oh yeah, that pesky death thing.]

Looks like I'm putting this plan on the 8ack 8urner for now anyway.
It looks like you're from some time ahead of me.
Which, I think, is 8etter than the last time, where you hadn't even died yet.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH,
uHHH,
yOU AT LEAST KNEW THAT, yOU DIE, rIGHT?
bECAUSE IF i TOLD YOU, aND YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
tHEN i WOULD KIND OF FEEL BAD,
yOU'RE, uH, oKAY THOUGH, rIGHT?

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[8etterl8]

Yeah, I knew.
So you didn't open you 8ig mouth and 8la8 spoilers a8out my f8 or anything.
8ut if I'm still fucking with shit after I'm dead, I'm not going to complain.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH OKAY,
tHAT'S GOOD TO HEAR,
uH, bECAUSE i WOULD HAVE FELT BAD OTHERWISE,
aND YES,
iF THERE WAS EVER A PERSON THAT, uH, wOULD FUCK SHIT UP AFTER THEY DIED,
iT WOULD, dEFINITELY BE YOU,