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tHIS IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT LIKE ANY OF THE, uH, dREAM BUBBLES THAT i AM USED TO,
aT LEAST i THINK,
tHE REASON i SAY THIS IS MAINLY BECAUSE,
i USUALLY DON'T LOSE MY HORNS, aND TURN HUMAN,
uHH, aT LEAST,
i THINK i'VE TURNED HUMAN, mAYBE,
i DON'T HAVE ANY PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES, bEING TURNED INTO A HUMAN,
tO COMPARE IT TO, sO, i COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG,
sO COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME, uH, wHY THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF DREAM BUBBLE,
aND ALSO HOW TINKERBULL HAS, uH, bECOME SO HUGE,
i WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF THESE THINGS,
vERY MUCH,

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[Wait...what....what... what?]

[Oh you've got to be fucking joking. So funny Johto. Way to mess with a girl's feelings. Fuck you too.]

Oh look, 8ack so soooooooon.
Didn't even miss you.
H8 to 8r8k it to you, 8ut you aren't in a dream8u88le dum8ass!
You're in another universe called Johto, and that Tinker8ull is your Poké8east.
You're defin8ly a fleshy pink human, get used to it!

i,
wHAT,

wAIT,
iS THIS, wHAT YOUR IDEA OF FUCKING SHIT UP IS,

MY idea of fucking shit up????????
I'm n8t the one who f8cked up here.
Might check your facts 8efore you go 8laming me for shit.

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nah, it's not a dreambubble.
good guess though!
you are in johto, which is another universe entirely what what we can gather.
it's not such a bad place though, you've been here at least...two or three times already i think?
it's kind of similar to fiduspawn.

a LOT OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID,
uH,
mAKES NO SENSE AT ALL,
eXCEPT MAYBE THE PART, uM, aBOUT FIDUSPAWN,
i DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE,
uHH, eVER,

Edited 2012-07-12 02:01 (UTC)

don't worry about it too much.
people rarely remember being here if they leave and come back.
it's perfectly normal.

tHAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY, uH, eASIER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT,
tHAT JUST MAKES IT, a LOT MORE CONFUSING,

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*Massive man looking down into the camera at you.* Why is your writing so strange? Speak normally!

Or is this how they all write in a land where bulls are small?

Edited 2012-07-12 02:43 (UTC)

[Whoa hello there sudden face. He's a little surprised, but he manages to get out a response.]

uHHH, iT IS NORMAL WHERE i COME FROM,
bUT WHERE i COME FROM, iSN'T THE LAND OF SMALL BULLS,

[He messes around with the device and gets it to turn to video on his end.]

I'm, uh, from Alternia... Or, I was, at least.

Edited 2012-07-12 02:58 (UTC)

Hmm. I've never heard of that kingdom. It must be far away from Macedonia indeed.

And you said it yourself, boy - the bulls in your land are smaller than those here! *He turns the camera to show a larger-than-usual Tauros, grazing on the grass nearby.* You see? Mighty Minos here is precisely the size a great beast like him should be!

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hey, tr.

[Hahaha this is the best person who could have come. Even though Sollux didn't know him very well, he was quite aware of his passion for Fiduspawn.]

yeah, youre human, and iit2 not a dream bubble.
ba2iically, take the fiidu2pawn rpg and iimagiine you were the tamer.
that2 thii2.

hEY, sOLLUX!
tHAT'S KIND OF FUNNY, uH, sOMEONE ELSE TOLD ME THE SAME THING,
aBOUT FIDUSSPAWN,
tHE MORE i THINK ABOUT IT, uH, tHE MORE EXCITING IT SOUNDS,

yeah, ii gue22 iit would be kiind of exciitiing for 2omeone liike you.
2tiill 2tuck iin new bark town or whatever iit2 called?

YOU'VE GOT GREAT TIMING, NITRAM
AND BY GREAT, I REALLY MEAN SHITTY.

Edited (wtf is coding) 2012-07-12 11:58 (UTC)

uHH,
i'M SORRY,
i DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, tHOUGH,

THAT'S OBVIOUS.

[Well, that was fast.]

hi, tavros!
i would say welcome back, but you apparently do not remember anything

[Not that that's really all that surprising.]

yes, you are human now
and this is not a dream bubble
this is johto!

[Oh it's you. Oh noooo. This is kind of awkward even after being dead for so long.]

uHHH,
hI,
yES, nOT REMEMBERING IS TRUE, bECAUSE i DON'T,
bUT i DO REMEMBER YOU,
sO, uH, hI JADE,
hOW HAVE YOU BEEN,

[What's worse is Jade here doesn't know there's any reason for there to be awkwardness...]

i have been pretty good!! :)
my friends and i have been traveling around johto so i can collect the badges i missed

At least you knew what humans were prior to showing up here. That's an advantage not all of us have had.

I'm guessing other people have answered most of your questions now? Since it looks like you put this up a while ago.

oH HEY, yES,
pEOPLE HAVE DEFINITELY ANSWERED A FEW OF THEM, tHANKS,

yOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT, uH, hUMANS WERE?
i USED TO NOT, eITHER, bUT THEN i LEARNED, bEFORE i DIED,

If you have any ones left that haven't been answered yet, I can try my best to answer those, if you like.

No, I had no idea. Fortunately, it turned out not to be all that difficult to figure out. Though I have to say, trying to figure out how to walk on two legs was... Wait, died?

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